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Dune Part 2 Sucks? | The Truth About The Popular Sequel
A 2 hour and 45-minute movie but I only managed to write 4 sentences of notes… By the end of the film Dune Part 2, I felt no visceral emotion. The movie that was so often declared one of the best films of 2024. A masterpiece. An epic splendor of…
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What Is the Movie DUNE About? | Dune 2021 Was Confusing
This review was originally posted in November 2021 and has been reposted in light of the release of Dune 2. You’ve probably been bombarded with press interviews and red carpet photos of the beautiful Zendaya and Timothee Chalamet promoting the movie Dune. But besides two beautiful people in a desert,…
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The Creator Review You Shouldn’t Read | It Won’t Be Helpful At All
If you’re reading this right now I want you to take a good look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself, why? I already told you that The Creator Review on this page will not be helpful to you. Just go ahead and hit the back arrow up and…
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They Cloned Tyrone Explained | A Fascinating Take on Conspiracy Theories
They Cloned Tyrone is a fun exploration of racially charged conspiracy theories. The film effortlessly blends comedy with black stereotypes. It creates a film that is easy to digest and doesn’t lean too heavily on the uncomfortable, sometimes harrowing realities of being black in America. Instead, it pokes fun at…
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Is the 65 Movie Bad? 3 Reasons It’s Not Great
Is the 65 movie bad? With all of the potential that this film had to be something novel and captivating, it rather settled for being an unimaginative narrative that just falls short of mediocre. The movie 65 lacks a clear identity but is rather a sequence of occurrences happening independent…
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Is Good But Super Exhausting
Before explaining how Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 is good but exhausting, it’s important that I confess something to you. In preparation for this third installment of the Guardians of the Galaxy saga, I rewatched Guardians of the Galaxy 1 and 2 because my memory is trash. By the…
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Avatar 2 Is Disappointing: 5 Big Reasons Why It Fell Short
It doesn’t take more than 2 milliseconds after asking what my favorite movie is before I enthusiastically respond – “Avatar – the one with the blue people.” So you can imagine my immense excitement when I heard the long-awaited sequel was finally coming. I nearly cried in the movie theater…
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Doctor Strange 2 Illuminati Confirmed & Other Dark Elements
Doctor Strange 2 is a thrilling exploration deeper into the boundless multiverse. It introduced a new Marvel character while simultaneously revealing an even darker side to Wanda and the MCU than previously thought possible. If you enjoy Sam Raimi’s filmography then Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness is the…
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A Love Letter to Avatar (2009), My Favorite Movie
Dear Avatar (2009), Ever since I laid eyes on you, I knew it was love at first screening. Your brilliant visuals bathed my eyes with wonder. The mesmerizing sound of your soundtrack quickened my heart with burning anticipation – O Avatar (2009)! How you make my braid connect with vigor.…
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Everything Everywhere All at Once: Silly, Strange, Serious & Stunning
Ummmmm – I just want to know what the writer’s room looked like for Everything Everywhere All at Once because what the heck?? I imagine a focus group of potheads and toddlers pitching their ideas on alternate versions of humans. How about hot dogs for fingers? What about a super…
