Peace, Love, and… Popcorn?

What is a trip to the movie theatres without pocorn?

A hungry experience.

That’s the correct answer.

The airey, buttery, mindless snack most commonly associated with a good movie experience.

Fun fact, I’m actually only a mild fan of popcorn. See, with the way my teeth are set up, those little kernel-seed-knives stab my gums and lodge themselves into places they don’t belong.

I also hate it when movie theatres sell you the the stale, day-old popcorn and think you won’t notice. I was so mad, I ordered a large bucket of stale, tasteless popcorn for like 20 bucks. I was ready to sue.

Real talk though, my favorite movie theatre snack is Buncha Crunch. Those things are light and airey, easy to snack on. You don’t have to look down to eat them. They’re not any louder to crunch on than popcorn.

Speaking of crunching too loudly…

I made the mistake of buying fries and chicken nuggets once when I went to the movie theatres and first of all, it took the place SO long to make my food I ended up missing the first few minutes of a “A Quiet Place”.

Second of all, don’t EVER buy a loud a** food like chicken nuggets and fries while watching “A Quiet Place.” I felt like the whole theatre could hear my chewing. And on top of that I had to look down to make sure I was dipping my food in the sauce (cuz I can’t be eating dry nuggets) and the movie is 99% visual. If you miss what’s happening on the screen, there’s no dialogue to make up for it.

It was not a smart decision on my part.

Anyways, random story.

Wanted to get your thoughts. Best movie theatre snack in your opinion. Let me know below!