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Dune Part 2 Sucks: The Truth About The Popular Sequel
A 2 hour and 45-minute movie but I only managed to write 4 sentences of notes… By the end of the film Dune Part 2, I felt no visceral emotion. The movie that was so often declared one of the best films of 2024. A masterpiece. An epic splendor of…
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What Is the Movie DUNE About? | Dune 2021 Was Confusing
This review was originally posted in November 2021 and has been reposted in light of the release of Dune 2. You’ve probably been bombarded with press interviews and red carpet photos of the beautiful Zendaya and Timothee Chalamet promoting the movie Dune. But besides two beautiful people in a desert,…
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Is Oppenheimer Good? Popular Film Is Not For Everyone
If you’re wondering, “Is Oppenheimer good?” prepare yourself for a super honest take on whether Oppenheimer will be worth 3 hours of your time. Full disclosure, I slept through about 30% of this film and am unashamed to say so. I was tired on my way to the theatre and…
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The Super Mario Bros Movie Analysis | The Truth About the Hype
Okay, so don’t kill me – but I definitely dozed a few times during The Super Mario Bros Movie. Hear me out though – The Super Mario Bros Movie is not necessarily boring, but if the movie was not attached to the uber-popular video game series and littered with recognizable…
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Avatar 2 Is Disappointing: 5 Big Reasons Why It Fell Short
It doesn’t take more than 2 milliseconds after asking what my favorite movie is before I enthusiastically respond – “Avatar – the one with the blue people.” So you can imagine my immense excitement when I heard the long-awaited sequel was finally coming. I nearly cried in the movie theater…
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She-Hulk Bad Reviews Explained | The Show People Love to Hate
Waves of She-Hulk bad reviews have been flooding the internet ever since the series debut and even more so since the unconventional finale. She-Hulk has had Marvel fans up in arms. My brother, a devout Marvel lover, really DID NOT like this series but… I kinda did… The passionately negative…
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7 Honest Reasons Why The Batman Was Bad & Unnecessary
While Batman was fighting crime, I was fighting sleep. (not gonna lie, pretty proud of that opening line.) But really though, I watched this movie with my brother and we practically just spent the whole time drinking Orange Fanta and nudging each other awake. The Batman was bad. Wrongfully persuaded…
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This Part of Spider Man No Way Home Plot Makes No Sense | Spoiler Review
*THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK.* The verdict is nearly unanimous that the Spider Man No Way Home plot is spectacular, and that this film is a must-see event. This sentiment is further emphasized by the fact that it was not only the biggest box-office release this…
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BLACK WIDOW Is Not Good, It’s Goodbye | Honest Review
It is not being said enough – Black Widow is not good. I must admit that I walked into the theatre for Black Widow with very high expectations. And who wouldn’t have high expectations? Natasha Romanoff’s character from past Marvel movies is awesome and we barely get to see her…
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Raya and the Last Dragon Review: A Mediocre Collage of Stories Already Told
I watched Raya and the Last Dragon with my siblings and we paid the $30 premium access fee for Disney Plus. You see, when you put money into something, you automatically hope to value it more. You try to convince yourself that that money was worth it. So I REALLY…
