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Beau Is Afraid Attic Scene Explained | 4 Simplified Theories
Beau is Afraid is… something. It’s definitely the kind of movie that purposely provokes confusion, leaving you with questions like, “What does this mean?” And you’re often asking incredulously the question, “Why?” The Beau is Afraid attic scene in particular raises this question to its highest volume. **Warning! There will…
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Is The Green Knight Good? Now – Don’t Get Me Started
Never have I ever been more anxious to get out of a movie theatre in my entire life. That was my experience with The Green Knight. I just wanted to leave but the $11 I, unfortunately, spent on the experience pulled me back to the seat. I’m telling you, if…
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Missing Movie Ending Explained | Revealing the Bad Guy
Missing is a clever, modern rendition of a thrilling mystery story. It doubles as a time capsule of the current 2023 technological landscape with synching Apple products, international freelance jobs, and voice command software. The super underappreciated movie displays the many upsides of technology in a landscape where we’re used…
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Your Grandma’s Honest Review of Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse
Hello everyone! My granddaughter told me that she was getting tired of reviewing so many superhero films already this year and wanted me to have a go at it. I would do anything for my grandbabies, so here I am writing to you beautiful people about this movie we watched…
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Is Dungeons and Dragons Honor Among Thieves Good? | 3 Reasons It’s Great
Dungeons and Dragons Honor Among Thieves is a refreshing rendition of a classic medieval story expertly crafted with hilarity and adventure, in a world that perfectly balances familiar and bizarre. If you enjoy comical medieval fantasy quests like The Princess Bride then Dungeons and Dragons Honor Among Thieves is the…
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7 Greatest The Little Mermaid 2023 Dislikes
The Little Mermaid 2023 dislikes inspired me to write a song. Here it goes: *clears throat* I wanna be where the Disney Executives are So I can beg them to stop the remakes Thank you. *uproarious applause* But really though, name one single live-action remake within the past 10 years…
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Is Air 2023 Good? | Honest Movie Review & 3 Powerful Takeaways
Air 2023 is such a crisp film. The film establishes its retro 1984 roots from the jump (no pun intended) and instills some very classic, never-goes-out-of-style values into the core of the streamlined story. Along with the clean script and rooted values, the seasoned cast expertly balances personalities that are…
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The Mother Ending Explained & 3 Ideas to Make It Better
Even the presence of the seasoned yet ageless Jennifer Lopez can’t save the ever-tapering energy of the narrative in The Mother. This dwindling energy leads to a relatively anticlimactic and underwhelming ending that doesn’t promise a sequel and doesn’t make you want to request one either… ** This review WILL…
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Ghosted Is A Good Movie | Not Great But Not Bad
Given the several low ratings and reviews for Ghosted floating around the internet, I was already prepared to trash this movie within the first few scenes, but boy was I glad that I stayed. Ghosted is a good movie, despite the fact that it easily veers into being almost too…
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Is Good But Super Exhausting
Before explaining how Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 is good but exhausting, it’s important that I confess something to you. In preparation for this third installment of the Guardians of the Galaxy saga, I rewatched Guardians of the Galaxy 1 and 2 because my memory is trash. By the…