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Is Oppenheimer Good? Popular Film Is Not For Everyone
If you’re wondering, “Is Oppenheimer good?” prepare yourself for a super honest take on whether Oppenheimer will be worth 3 hours of your time. Full disclosure, I slept through about 30% of this film and am unashamed to say so. I was tired on my way to the theatre and…
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Ill-suited Cast Of The Sun Is Also A Star Is One Of The Film’s Greatest Mistakes
I wasn’t expecting much out of this movie but it still somehow managed to under-cede my expectations. The movie would have been better if the Cast Of The Sun Is Also A Star was more thoughtfully chosen. **SPOILERS AHEAD** Based on the popular novel by the same name, Jamaican Natasha and…
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Is The Green Knight Good? Now – Don’t Get Me Started
Never have I ever been more anxious to get out of a movie theatre in my entire life. That was my experience with The Green Knight. I just wanted to leave but the $11 I, unfortunately, spent on the experience pulled me back to the seat. I’m telling you, if…
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7 Greatest The Little Mermaid 2023 Dislikes
The Little Mermaid 2023 dislikes inspired me to write a song. Here it goes: *clears throat* I wanna be where the Disney Executives are So I can beg them to stop the remakes Thank you. *uproarious applause* But really though, name one single live-action remake within the past 10 years…
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10 Reasons Why Blonde is Bad & So Laughably Atrocious | Movie Review
I didn’t approach the movie Blonde expecting to learn Marilyn Monroe’s life story nor was I expecting an at least semi-accurate Marilyn Monroe biopic. I approached Blonde like any other movie, looking to answer this simple question: Is this telling me a story worthy of my time? Regarding this film,…
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7 Honest Reasons Why The Batman Was Bad & Unnecessary
While Batman was fighting crime, I was fighting sleep. (not gonna lie, pretty proud of that opening line.) But really though, I watched this movie with my brother and we practically just spent the whole time drinking Orange Fanta and nudging each other awake. The Batman was bad. Wrongfully persuaded…
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BLACK WIDOW Is Not Good, It’s Goodbye | Honest Review
It is not being said enough – Black Widow is not good. I must admit that I walked into the theatre for Black Widow with very high expectations. And who wouldn’t have high expectations? Natasha Romanoff’s character from past Marvel movies is awesome and we barely get to see her…
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Namaste Wahala Review | A Unique Concept Poorly Executed
You have no idea how excited I was to see this mashup of the most dramatic “woods”: Nollywood and Bollywood. It’s genius! Why hadn’t anyone come up with this idea earlier? But — if I’m going to be honest about the outcome of this genius fusion, the best part about…
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‘Holiday Rush’ Is Atrocious but the Natural Hairstyles Are Amazing
This movie was SO BAD. And I mean — REALLY bad. Holiday Rush is about a radio talk show host widower who loses his job before Christmas which forces him to downgrade the lifestyle he built for his spoiled, bougie kids. From the beginning to the end, just FAKE. I…
